zeldathemes
my peace does not rely
On silence or the sky

insert something profound here

hi this is a personal blog

expressyourcraziness:

dorkstrider:

i was supposed to make this rebloggable 6 years ago

Re -blogging this 5ever

expressyourcraziness:

dorkstrider:

i was supposed to make this rebloggable 6 years ago

Re -blogging this 5ever

  #best    #sexuality    #jokes    #text posts    #tumblr    #tumblr advice  

averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

  #things to think about    #food for thought    #text posts  

vinegod:

I’m gonna be the best dad… by Thomas Sanders

  #vines    #videos    #caerle    #aves  
person: you speak French?
me: yeah
person: SAY SOMETHING IN FRENCH
me: Ne tombe pas amoureux de gens comme moi. Je t'amènerai aux musées, aux parcs, aux monuments, et t'embrasserai devant chaque bel endroit pour que tu ne puisse jamais y retourner sans me goûter comme le sang sur ta bouche. Je te détruirai des plus belles façons possibles. Et quand je partirai, tu comprendras finalement pourquoi les tempêtes sont nommées comme les gens.
  #french    #goddamnit  
alliartist:

rifa:

prokopetz:

nebcondist1:

prokopetz:

I’ve seen this image going around, and I feel compelled to point out that it’s only half-right. It’s true that high heels were originally a masculine fashion, but they weren’t originally worn by butchers - nor for any other utilitarian purpose, for that matter.
High heels were worn by men for exactly the same reason they’re worn by women today: to display one’s legs to best effect. Until quite recently, shapely, well-toned calves and thighs were regarded as an absolute prerequisite for male attractiveness. That’s why you see so many paintings of famous men framed to show off their legs - like this one of George Washington displaying his fantastic calves:

… or this one of Louis XIV of France rocking a fabulous pair of red platform heels (check out those thighs!):

… or even this one of Charles I of England showing off his high-heeled riding boots - note, again, the visual emphasis on his well-formed calves:

In summary: were high heels originally worn by men? Yes. Were they worn to keep blood off their feet? No at all - they were worn for the same reason they’re worn today: to look fabulous.

so then how did they become a solo feminine item of attire?

A variety of reasons. In France, for example, high heels fell out out of favour in the court of Napoleon due to their association with aristocratic decadence, while in England, the more conservative fashions of the Victorian era regarded it as indecent for a man to openly display his calves.
But then, fashions come and go. The real question is why heels never came back into fashion for men - and that can be laid squarely at the feet of institutionalised homophobia. Essentially, heels for men were never revived because, by the early 20th Century, sexually provocative attire for men had come to be associated with homosexuality; the resulting moral panic ushered in an era of drab, blocky, fully concealing menswear in which a well-turned calf simply had no place - a setback from which men’s fashion has yet to fully recover.

FASHION HISTORY IS HUMAN HISTORY OK

Thank you, history side of tumblr. That “stay out of blood” thing has been driving me mad.

alliartist:

rifa:

prokopetz:

nebcondist1:

prokopetz:

I’ve seen this image going around, and I feel compelled to point out that it’s only half-right. It’s true that high heels were originally a masculine fashion, but they weren’t originally worn by butchers - nor for any other utilitarian purpose, for that matter.

High heels were worn by men for exactly the same reason they’re worn by women today: to display one’s legs to best effect. Until quite recently, shapely, well-toned calves and thighs were regarded as an absolute prerequisite for male attractiveness. That’s why you see so many paintings of famous men framed to show off their legs - like this one of George Washington displaying his fantastic calves:

… or this one of Louis XIV of France rocking a fabulous pair of red platform heels (check out those thighs!):

… or even this one of Charles I of England showing off his high-heeled riding boots - note, again, the visual emphasis on his well-formed calves:

In summary: were high heels originally worn by men? Yes. Were they worn to keep blood off their feet? No at all - they were worn for the same reason they’re worn today: to look fabulous.

so then how did they become a solo feminine item of attire?

A variety of reasons. In France, for example, high heels fell out out of favour in the court of Napoleon due to their association with aristocratic decadence, while in England, the more conservative fashions of the Victorian era regarded it as indecent for a man to openly display his calves.

But then, fashions come and go. The real question is why heels never came back into fashion for men - and that can be laid squarely at the feet of institutionalised homophobia. Essentially, heels for men were never revived because, by the early 20th Century, sexually provocative attire for men had come to be associated with homosexuality; the resulting moral panic ushered in an era of drab, blocky, fully concealing menswear in which a well-turned calf simply had no place - a setback from which men’s fashion has yet to fully recover.

FASHION HISTORY IS HUMAN HISTORY OK

Thank you, history side of tumblr. That “stay out of blood” thing has been driving me mad.

  #history    #fashion    #ref  

kiyokon:

June 24 - Futuristic Weaponry

My secret to art is that I don’t know what I’m doing 99% of the time.

  #futuristic weapons    #weapons    #art    #tutorial    #tutorials    #ref  
pocstuck-is-canon:

pocstuck-is-canon:

yeah homestuck is nice and all but have you read
50 jades of grey?????

nO NO NO GIVE ME NOTES DONT IGNORE THIS I LITERALLY COLORED 50 JADES JUST TO MAKE THIS PUN
REBLOG
THIS
PUN

pocstuck-is-canon:

pocstuck-is-canon:

yeah homestuck is nice and all but have you read

50 jades of grey?????

nO NO NO GIVE ME NOTES DONT IGNORE THIS I LITERALLY COLORED 50 JADES JUST TO MAKE THIS PUN

REBLOG

THIS

PUN

  #homestuck    #god damn it    #puns  
default album art
Song: plastic bag
Artist: plastic bag
Album: plastic bag
Plays: 1,049,853

braydaaan:

globalsoftpirka:

soundlyawake:

johnman:

tessanetting:

image

DEAD.

Can’t stop laughing

I was listening to this when my brother walked in, scared the shit out of me, and said “WTF are you listening to?”

I started laughing uncontrollably in the shower because I remembered this so I’m reblogging it again

im CRYING

  #audio    #WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY  

andrewducote:

sararye:

AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL

I was gaping the entire song this is insane

If I had a dollar for every time a musician made me feel like I’ve done nothing with my life, I’d be filthy, FILTHY rich.

  #music    #videos    #things to make you smile    #audio  

pleatedjeans:

Well That Was Unexpected (19 Pics)

  #tumblr  

windycarnage:

windycarnage:

windycarnage:

i am just a tiny bun dont b mean 2 me pls

image

image

image

there are some people who have only reblogged the top gif and have no idea about the bottom gif and i feel like that sums up my relationships with a lot of people

  #text posts  
lysistratas:

either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care

lysistratas:

either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care

  #stories    #favorite  
  #HOLY SHIT    #aves    #i don't even know what scene this is but i'm fucking losing it    #pmmm    #puella magi madoka magica  

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

  #me  

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

  #stories    #i approve